I Hate Sunday Afternoons

Sigh, time passes so quickly. It's Sunday once again. The dreaded time.
I can't wait to start preparing for the op. Sigh.

LS

Life sucks, big time.

Two Years Of My Time

I really hope this two years would be a fast one, just like how quickly it has been a year and a half since school started. It's time for me to move on to another phase. Thank you people, you, you and you, and goodbye to you(refer to my waving picture below), you and you, I'll be back soon I promise. I'd go to the extend to say, I love you guys for being such great buddies. Muah Muah Muah Muah.

I'm going to disappear on an island. And that island is called, Pulau Tekong.

Lunch With Bimbos

Lunch Buffet @ The Dining Room, Sheraton Hotel

I'm so stuffed. Lunch was great, so was the ambiance, and so was the company.




Gen's 18th Animal Birthday @ How Sun Walk







Hafiz, Elycia & Bel is missing. Sigh, I miss school.
The rest of the gazillion photos are on Facebook. They are all over the place.

MMM

The rain started pouring heavily without warning(just like the Aussie Dollar), ronnie's walk was interrupted. And so both of us sat at the busstop and waited for the rain to go away. Nobody's home, so no one could come pick us up. We were so near yet so far. Haha. For a good one hour, the rain continued to pour like nobodys business, not showing the slightest sign of subsiding, and ronnie was shivering like crazy. I got desperate, and tucked ronnie under my shirt and ran all the way home. The heavy rain got me & also him. He is now one 'luo tang gou'. There goes MMM(My Monday Morning), what a wet blanket.

Mini Cooper

Googled for Mini Cooper, oh I love this car.





I'm all for this car ! Everyone should get a Mini ! I guess it fits me just fine, cos I'm quite small in size. Please, please, please let me win lucky draw or something. And, Wii makes you pespire like mad.

East Coast Park, Ronnie

SPCA EVENT @ ECP

Barbaque, I like

Barbeque, Wine & Dine with a little sprinkle from above.























Happy Children's Day !

Ronsy Bonsy

Brought ronsy out to meet little cotton. No pictures of little cotton, since it is too little. Ronsy's a good boy, I love ronsy bonsy.

Where to ?

Hey ! I had a taste of F1 the other day, kind of. I lost my way (once again) on the way to Clarke Quay, ended up at Esplanade. The fences were up by then, though the road's still opened to the public. I was actually driving on the route of the F1 race. As I was feeling the F1 adrenaline rush through my veins, I stepped hard on the accelerator and reached 220Km/h like how some people claim they can, waiving through the traffic, over-taking taxis like they were Alonso & Kimi and ended up at Clarke Quay in one piece to meet the rest.
Just joking.. Once I saw Esplanade I was like oh shit, I had to stop on the side and open the street directory to see where I am. Anyway happy birthday Brinston ! I almost couldn't make it. And thanks for listening to my exciting story above, people.











As they rest were reading the directory, we decided to go to many many many various places after leaving Dempsey. We had almost three-five brilliant ideas and places, in the end we went to one leicester.












Actually birthdays are the only time I meet my friends. Funny. I don't mind traveling again with the cruise group, but I mind cruising to Tekong.

It's here !

I've been sitting and waiting at my doorstep all week for it to arrive. And, and, it's finally here. Looks like a drug addict. Okay okay, jumping & hopping around flashing my license to everyone at home and tansx. Other than sitting and waiting, I've been thinking of joining the Police Force before/after my degree ! But, but, I don't know leh.



The excitement died down very quickly. Sigh. Now I'm bored again.
Oh, and here's the other day at Arena for Gena's Maxim Finals.



And here's a joke. Kenneth has a blog, Haha !

One Leicester

This is a very late post. Tansx just shifted to her new place. My work with tansx's room finally paid off and she loves it ! The Slathutt idea was inspired by someone's place way back long ago during a Mahjong Session, so we decided to have something similar. The Slathutt didn't come by easy, we ran all over Singapore to find it. Had a hell of a time pasting the Slathutt on the wall. It's really pretty awesome off-picture. The television came and mounted it on the wall too. Hopefully the blind will be up soon. Okay, I'm full of envy now, I can't wait to own my own place in town area or along the coastline. I'm so proud of myself. Kind of.

Here's a sneak peek of the room's wall, tv & chandelier & the process of sticking Slathutt. The other parts are not ready for your eyes yet.











There's still more to come ! The night view here is the best man.

Rollie Stanlie

Okay, I spent my Sunday morning rolling on the wet & slippery soccer court. There is a saying 'kiang can, but dont gei kiang'. I'm must be very 'gei kiang'. And I'm back home safely and wrapped up by my nurse-natured mom. You know what, whenever I hurt myself since young, I've never been afraid because I knew when I get home, my nurse-like-nature mom will definitely stitch me up. Bad thing is, she'll always tell me and scare me with the worst-case scenario that could happen if I get an open wound or a bad fall, like getting aids or have to go for CT scan, etc. Anyway it's still nice to have a nurse around the house.

This is my head now, the little hair at the bottom is not my leg hair, really, it's my fringe, really lah hahahaha.

I think women are just plain troublesome ! They're so hard to please, unappreciative, absolutely contradicting, pain in the ass and fussy. Waste my saliva, sweat, time and more time. My wife should be super bimbo tic, easy to boss around, rich(VERY IMPORTANT, HAHA) and not fussy.(LIKE TANSX,HAHA)

Hapi Chan

Hapi Chan left for his new home yesterday, didn't get see that naughty boy in the morning though. Oh, I'm going to miss him real badly. We had him since he was a puppy. Ronnie's been pretty restless the whole day, but I guess he's pretty used to having his companions leaving him. No more Hapi Chan Mali Chan. No more Hapi. I will miss your big golden stubborn head.

WE LOVE YOU HAPI CHAN !

Stanley Loy, Can Finally Drive

I was Bruce Almighty throughout my Traffic Police test. Thank God for the rain ! The tester didn't want to talk to me, even though I tried to find a few topics to talk about. I went, "the rain very heavy hor", then long pause. Then I tried again, "are you cold", pause again. My legs were trembling very badly, and my heart was beating damn fast. I got twelve points ! Twelve leh ! And the twelve points were mostly 'DRIVING TOO SLOWLY'. But at last ! I can finally say goodbye to that torturing place and all those sleepless nights. I'm gonna miss my instructor. He always say I'm a loser, and Marcus sure pass before me. But, I think I hang four P Plates instead of two. I'm a cock + cock.

I hope my dad becomes robert and allow me to drive alone soon ! If not he'll be beside me nagging while I drive like what he did to my sister and brother.

Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha ! Haha !

Why Does Iodine Turn Blue ?

Because there is starch.

Do you know that sitting down for too long gives you buttock cramps? I've been having buttockcramps lately, I think it is because of long hours of Mahjong. Nobody wants to hire me, I think it's because of my email in my resume. Mariska Hargitay everybody! Love Guru wasn't as bad as what critics say. Gee U R U.

And we celebrated Gena Quek's birthday @ Bila Bali hor. Bila Bali, haha.

Villa Bali








Everybody is starting schooool ! I don't want to go army !

Bangkok

No, I did not lose my passport. No, I did not lose any money. And lastly, No, I did not lose tansx. We're back in one piece, no insurance to claim. Sigh ! I pretty much enjoyed the week-long Bangkok trip which was also Tiffany Tan's virgin trip to Bangkok, hate it that I'm now home doing this entry. Just a few hours ago(supposed to be, but i took my time to blog), I was just roaming around the streets of Bangkok, having good food and returning to a comfortable abode. What am I doing back here, nothing to look forward to, nothing !

We had altogether three different rooms during our stay @ the hotel, so we changed room every two days. It was quite fun shifting our luggages around though, except for the last day where it got really heavy ! Streets of Bangkok smelt really bad at times, smelt like tansx's fart. Bargaining war started on the first night till the last night. We lost a few and won quite a bit hands down, some thought we were carrot-top(cai-tao). Furnise topped the shopping chart, followed by runnerup Tiffanytan, leaving CY and me battered @ Platinum, and a little excitement here and there whenever we pass one or two kinky shops. Oh ! Oh ! I recently finally learnt how to use a normal camera to take nice pictures, it's the magic word MACRO. I know probably half the world knew it before me. I'm gonna take this opportunity to practice my macro skills.


Day 1
Before hitting the Airport in the wee hours, we could barely sleep, we were jumping around the house and waiting for time to pass quickly. And we left the house quietly, bidding goodbye to Mr Ronnie and Hapi.


Roaming around Bangkok, breathing in the semi-poluted air before proceeding to MBK


Patpong Night Market along Silom Road which was walking distance from our Hotel, Patpong is apparently famous for their pingpong shows and sex shows.



Day 2
Our Pop Art room with little dancing men & barking mutts










Little glimpse of the hotel




Central World, they have almost everything there, restaurants overflowing.




Succulent beef lunch


Bird eggs by street vendors which tasted damn good, we practically had them for almost everyday


Day 3


Taxis, Taxis, everywhere. Taxis have a chart of distance and charges, to prevent taxis from cheating innocent tourists like us!




Arriving @ Chatuchak, the crowd was overwhelming, I could barely breathe at times






Chatuchak has this hogdog mixture that is thumbsup, They'll mix all sorts of hotdog cutouts, beef, chicken, pork and apply mayo, chilli sauce all over them. Pets galore, you get close encounters with all the puppies which were all so adorable. Ronnie Loys & Hapi Chans everywhere. Here's a video


Starving tiffytan demanded me to bring her out for dinner just after we got back to the hotel from Chatuchak, so we ended up in a restaurant nearby. Waiters there had to bow to us before approaching the table and before leaving it. This is where we had our first authentic tom-yum-gong !




Sua Luam Night Market




Day 4
Our second room, Black and white












Treated ourselves to a Thai Massage @ Central World, the CLEAN ones


Tallest hotel in Bangkok, Baiyoke Hotel, shot up to the 83rd storey where we had our dinner and a couple of drinks







Day 5
We went to the Zoo, Zoo, Zoo, how bout You, You, You




All we saw was ..
sleeping ..



sleeping ...

still sleeeping ....






Tiffanytan's virgin tuk-tuk ride


Little ronnie's clone @ MBK


Rooftop Sky Penthouse @ night, couldn't bear to sleep as it was the last night in Bangkok, so we had honeystars w/ milo and watched the stars our room was at the rooftop.







Day 6
Penthouse when the sun is up, wasted our private sundeck as we didn't have time to lie down cos we had to pack whatever we bought into the lugguges and checkout











Oh! Did I forgot to tell you that Central World has this very cool service where Tourists are driven around by Buggys to any location they want as Central World itself is damn huge. Like thrice the size of VivoCity or more. Noticed I always sit infront on any transportation, it is because I am the boss. It's tiring to bring three clowns around. And curse of the turtle soup occured a few times.









Sigh, back @ Bangkok Airport, and here is your passport







Next stop, Singapore.

I'm lazy to pack

I'm so lazy to pack my luggage right now. The holiday made me a lazier person. I tried packing ronnie into the luggage, couldn't zip up cos he kept squeezing his humongous head out. You know what, if I'm ever going to travel around the world next time, I'll definitely apply for ronnie to travel alongside with me. We'll see the world together.

I've gave up on hastily getting a license. I'll just take it as it come along, the enthusiasm is already long gone. Just can't stop being a loser once more. Purchasing my travel insurance online last night(VERY KIASI ME), I realized if I ever die during a the trip or in Singapore. I'm only claimable of a total seven hundred thousand dollars. This is probably my third time going Bangkok. Just that this time there won't be any adults, having heard it is not very safe there too. At least I'm insured. And and and, I'm responsible for Tiffany Tan Si Xuan, she's such a BIG BIG BIG responsibility you know. But she might actually be just too BIG to lose sight of. This is really unfair, so whose going to be responsible for me then. Anyway I'll be thirty-thousand baht richer there. Sa-wa-dee-kah !









I'll be contactable at 1800-CALL-BANGKOK, look for Stanley Loy.
Do you know people in Bangkok wear yellow on Mondays ?

Getting Better

Wet blanket ! You are a WET BLANKET STANLEY LOY. Fell sick two weeks into the break till now. I'veeee been bored. Something to be happy is that I'm going to Bangkok end of this month with Tansikup ! I'm going Shopping with Tansikup. Maybe I can catch Hancock in Bangkok ? Hahaha! Not funny. I've been such a loser living on pocket money than working.

p.s tansikup is tansixuan's thai name, wanna know mine ? it's stannup



Spent my Sunday sleeping at One Leicester's Playground. Ikea Tampines cheated my feelings. Terminal 3 makes me want to sleep.

Off to Degree Year

Woopeedooo-a-dooie! I'm finally done and over with Foundation Year. And here's my offer letter.



The wait was month-long and torturing. I'm so glad I made it through (along with most of rest!), was making worst-case senerio choices in my mind for the whole month. Once I opened the email, I was on cloudnine. But the excitement has died down. If only that was the Traffic Police sympathizing me and awarding me a Driving License. Ahh, you win some and lose some right?

Sigh! The semester will start with some people leaving for Australia and different classes. But only I, will be polishing my shiny bald head and doing push-ups from Monday-Friday while the rest attend lesson. Nah-be$%#%$#@%$!

Flop

I am a Flop x2

Stupid

So stupid ! I've never seen a person so stupid. Stupid stoopid. What a disappointment. *Heavy Sigh*

Esteem

My legs are wobbly. Are yours ?

BMW LVM

This is damn cool

Post Exam Fever

Why do I feel this way ? This ain't right.

Come on Give me a Five Ronnie boy !

Trumpet

There is a Trumpet out there, Trumpeting all day long. I could hear the Trumpeting about almost everything, everywhere. I don't mind you Trumpeting about yourself, I doubt you don't even know you Trumpet about yourself all the time because it is so loud that you can't hear yourself. But please, please do not Trumpet about me. I don't really like Trumpets.

*plays trumpet sound*

TSX

Happy Birthday TSX! Though the initial plan was Paintball, but the Bungee turned out fine ! I still want to do Paintball !





I bet you'll love your presents-to-come. Let's get our game on while laying on huge comfortable bean bags and say yes I LOVE FULL HD! Let's look forward to the after-exam days and Bangkok trip.

Time, Please Slow Down ( STAN DO STUNT)

Don't you think time passes too quickly ? Yes ! I think it does. I cannot believe tomorrow is the last day of School. More like Playground. Everybody you hear that ? It's really the last last last last last day of Foundie Year. Next the examinations, then the long long long long long long like never gonna end break. See you guys in School for the last time before the shitty torturous week ahead !



to be emontinued...

I spy with my little eye

Mahjong Encounter

For the first time, I'm receiving a cheque from a game.



*Grins*

Lacoste

That Lacoste shoe One Republic lead singer wore in the MTV of Stop & Stare. I've despatched 100 men looking for it for me. Please open your eyes big big to find.



Doctor, dcotor, I glued my toes together with superglue. Aiyoh, I played tennis in the hot sun today afternoon you know, so stupid you know. But I love tennis you know. Pundeh lah, I bet you don't know.

I'm watching Brother Bear with my girlfriend right now, so brotherly right.

A Quote

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. "

Chris Rock

Naughty Boy

Tansx & I went for secret driving late last night. Vrooooom, Vroooooom. Hahahaha. It was damn fun and addictive. Our hearts were beating so quickly, sweating profusely. That girl beside me was so scared that I'll hit onto something. Hahaha. Oh my god, come to think of it, it's damn thrilling. I'm gonna buck up on my driving lessons and get my licence asap. Oh! My instructor is one big pervert. He wants to bring me to Thailand to find "Ladies" after I get my licence. And he wants to sell me Viagra.

Just received a letter from the Government recently, big sigh. Talk about it another time.

WB

I love Wakeboarding ! I love Wakeboarding ! I love Wakeboarding ! It'll be a monthly thing. Yes, itt'll be.



But it's a bitch because I dropped my adidas watch in the waters while at it yesterday. My Big, Giganto, Monstrous Muscles must have popped it off my wrist. Damn, that's the bad thing bout being muscular. Thousand apologies from my Muscles. My beloved watch, I will miss you. My right hand will miss you too. It's sitting on the seabed right now.

Daddy's Day Out

I brought my kids out for a swim. My wife took this picture. My wife gave birth to dogs. Ronnie hates to swim. Hapi loves to swim. Hapi tried to drown Ronnie. Ronnie struggled for his life. Daddy came to his rescue.

Enigma

back to the old drawing board..

FF7

I'm not really a game person, but here's a Game that cannot be missed. I'm a sucker for Final Fantasy. Completed FF7 like five years ago or something when Playstation 1 was the latest. The graphic now is picture perfect. Call it HD on PSP. I didn't know Cloud was Zack's kahki. Cloud's a peanut in Crisis Core, oh my god. Sephiroth's purpose is still unknown. I thought he was a Villain.

*Continues..



This is how I'm gonna waste my youth. I am so childish. I am an useful person. I am Zack. Keep your Honour. I am so lame. I am haha.

My Weekend

My weekend begun @ Furnise's birthday Villa.
Slept my Saturday away, a straight fourteen hours.
Then a lunch buffet @ some hotel on Sunday followed by Ron's birthday celebration. My fat boy is already NINE ! What an old boy.

Ben & Jerry's

Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie
So so yummy
Everytime make my tummy
Feel rumbly tumbly
Till I ask my mummy,
To buy some Tom and Jerry.



Stanley, you're so funny.

Irritating Ah Lians & Toads

I hate clowns sitting next to me during a movie. Two brainless ah lian sat right next to me this evening, and yak-ed, yak-ed, yak-ed through the whole show. I could only turn and look @ tansx in disgust.

Is there a phrase on my forehead that says 'Pick On Me' ? How come I'm forever picked on ! I'm paying so much to look smart and not act smart. I'll never resort to being plastic. I've always thought that if you do not step on someone's path, no one will step on yours. My mindset changed today. My lecturer is a horned-toad. If only I'm as dainty & smart as that praying mantis in class. Oh! There's this couple in my class, a fucking turnoff. Lets say they are called Shone & Meshell okay. Shone looks like a mother fucking toad. Talk about Goldilocks, she's another mother fucking toad. I'm tired. Conclusion, they're all toads.
Lastly, most crucial ! I do not look at toads and do a presentation. For those that are humane, which is my Indian friend and the other Chinese girls, I'm sorry, I looked stupid today. The toads were overwhelming. Toads were overcrowding infront of me. One fucking huge one at the back. I'm fucking gonna have toad leg porridge for supper !

Toads and frogs are two different thing. I'm okay with frogs, so Gen, no worries.